captainswagalicious:

androidelf:

iphone chargers can suck my ass

Apple has come a long way

7,625 notes

esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

(Source: diqqity)

766,831 notes
sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

every-flavored-bean:

Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.

"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"

"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"

"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"

"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"

"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?"

37,777 notes

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

173,505 notes
credit